On being a certified hipster.

Just in case you forgot how cool I am, I wanted to let you know that I occasionally wear fake glasses. What's that? FAKE, you say? An affront to the visually impaired everywhere! 

But I'm pretty sure it's allowed, since I wore big honkin' glasses (that make these babies look downright applaudable) all the way through elementary school and am still so very, very visually impaired without my contacts... or the other glasses I own, which are normal-sized.

My husband thinks they're just so gosh darn attractive. He adores hipster fashion.