Thoughts from Gus.

Hi friends,

I would very much like to go to kindergarten. I mean, in dog years I'm almost 11 years old. Have you ever met an 11-year-old kindergartner? Probably not. It's insulting that my parents haven't even tried to provide me with an education.

For now, I'm taking charge of my own education by going through magazines (mostly Fitness and Inc.) and reading nutrition policy articles that my mom leaves around the house. But it's really hard to get invested in nutrition policy when all I eat is dog food, day after day.

I hear they feed you peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in kindergarten. Must be nice.

Sniffs and licks,