Thoughts from Gus.

Hi friends,

I have a new brother. He's littler than me, so my parents tell me I have to take care of him. I'm not allowed to play with him the way I play with my toys (is there anything more satisfying than pulling the stuffing out of a loofa? if there is, I haven't discovered it yet.), but... I'm 90% sure my brother isn't a real brother. I haven't yet seen him drink any water, and he never goes on walks. He's also really soft and fluffy, so I have a sneaking suspicion that there's stuffing in his belly. And not the Thanksgiving kind, which I got none of, if you were wondering.

I don't have the heart to tell my parents, but I think it will come up eventually. Better pull one of his feet off when they're not looking, just to be sure. With these things, you should always be sure.

Sniffs and licks,