^^this is actually less incriminating than it looks, since I only ate two pieces of that pizza. but the shame-face is real.^^
Yesterday, I ate and drank the following before 12pm:
*one egg and cheese sandwich
*one cup of coffee
*one granola bar
*one peanut butter and jelly sandwich
*one package of belVita (cl)
*one small brownie
*seven cups of water
Then I put a cup of oatmeal in the microwave and made the foolish mistake of walking away while it was heating up. The whole thing basically exploded. I took it as a sign.
After telling Blake about my eating rampage (because naturally I tell him everything I eat almost every day. lucky him!), I confessed that I think I might be pregnant.
Pregnancy is making me funnier, for sure.